-- "I'm a Weasley, you know what that means? It means I'm too sexy fo' your art skillz." -- What Charlie, George, Fred and/or Bill Weasley sing (to the tune of that Right Said Fred song) whenever I try to draw them.
-- MacGyver: Um...I...uh was driving your cab chasing after a woman who turned out to be a man, who...uh...had two men with bazookas and blew it up. Dalton: Bazookas? MacGyver: Uh...yeah, bazookas...but I can explain.
Devious Comments
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Mongol General:"What is best in life?"
Conan:"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Kyra-Muse: Too late!
Harmonic: Bleedin' egotist!
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"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself."
-Guildenstern, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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Mongol General:"What is best in life?"
Conan:"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
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"I'm a Weasley, you know what that means? It means I'm too sexy fo' your art skillz." -- What Charlie, George, Fred and/or Bill Weasley sing (to the tune of that Right Said Fred song) whenever I try to draw them.
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MacGyver: Um...I...uh was driving your cab chasing after a woman who turned out to be a man, who...uh...had two men with bazookas and blew it up.
Dalton: Bazookas?
MacGyver: Uh...yeah, bazookas...but I can explain.
That is just TOOOOOO familiar...
*voice drifts in on the air*
Seth: I'm sorry, writer-dear...were you bemoaning my absence?
Dreams: Ah...uhm...nope...just fine...having fun on my own...you keep enjoying your holiday...
Seth: *chuckles* Don't need the Plot Stick then?
Dreams: *snarling* Not the way you sharpen it!!
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I'll tell ya a secret - I'm twisted. Want proof? Ok, gimme a nine inch nail to swallow and I'll give you a corkscrew back...
but...umm...
are you sure it should be 'Me and my artist'? *chuckles*
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Despairing author: why doesn't my character co-operate when I write them?
Therapist Because you're their author.
The Writer's Eternal Question...and the Answer.
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Everything and Nothing at the same time.
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"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself."
-Guildenstern, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Kyra: Hmph. I'm going to take that as a compliment. *looks around* Ooh, something shiny!
Harmonic: ...See what I mean?
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"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself."
-Guildenstern, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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